A Book for brassy chicks signed up for a life of total riot*

‘Ninja Chick’ is the guide to the ancient six sacred precepts
to become a full fledged ninja chick. Enter into the dojo of
learning & take each lesson like a karate kid kicking her
way to a black belt. From easy meditations to homemade
anti-aging facial recipes to tests, tasks and tales leading to
a personal coup d’etat and a full induction into the secret
society of ninjas worldwide.

Learn how to handle random a-holes, epileptic citizens of
America behind the wheel, ass grabbers, cat callers and
human stupidity in general with total calm. Learn to break
your ties that blind, forgive your kin, gracefully kung fu fall,
experience expansions of the nude kind, discover the happy
family detox and how to basically notch off everything on
your do before I die list.

*Black mask optional.